2011年1月25日星期二

突然失憶

趕趕趕,就是為了那'黑天鵝',
趕著在工作中逃走,
下班趕回家更衣,
在路上趕去會'姣婆三',
趕去在電影前吃個飯,
人呀人,為甚麼總是在趕?
就不能悠閒一下嗎?
明天可是假期矣!

Rush, rush, rush, all because of that 'Black Swan',
Rush to escape from work,
Rush to get change,
Rush to meet Shell,
Rush to get a bite before the movie,
Why rushing all the time?
Can't we just relax a bit?

我們在趕,但食店可沒有大應份的時間給我們趕...
那上海鬼粗炒一點也不是粗炒,
份量可是超大的說,
那豬絞肉是沒有做好準備功夫嗎?
怎麼那小籠包湯汁的樣子那麼的衰?

沒有入鏡的蘿白餅味道卻倒是不錯,
而那'冰鎮奶茶'也頗不錯...


Even though we were rushing, but the restaurant was not~
That Shanghai fried noodle's portion was very big,
But it didn't taste like what it should be (except for the very oily part =.=)
What's wrong with the process of the minced pork?
The soup in the 'sau long bao' looked so not tasty =.=

However, the carrot cake (which I didn't take photo)
and the iced milk tea tasted alright~

這就是一餐飯中最激氣的生煎包了,

真的很想.煎.巴.你!
話說原來這幾個包要用15分鐘時間來準備,
點餐時,電腦沒有跟我們說
(這裏是用自閉式電腦點餐的!
那為甚麼要那麼多的人在工作呢?
都只是在站在一邊'打牙骹'...)

我們因趕著時間看電影,
所以想麻煩侍應小姐幫我們取消點餐,
她說了一句,'不可以'
(?????)
原因是因為不可以,
然後我說點餐時沒有給我們說明,
我又怎會知道你要用這麼多時間呢?
那小姐說,因為我們沒有問,
(?????????????????)
有人給我們問嗎?
那個是電腦矣!

最少請你們在那圖片旁寫句'點餐需時'

但那個小姐的態度真的讓我.很.光.火~


This is the 'best part' of the whole dinner - pan fried pork bun (?)
(Don't really know what the real name for this is, sorry~)
Apparently this will take 15 minutes to prepare,
We didn't know that when we ordered,
(You put your own order through the computer rather than talking to a person,
A bit weird really, they have so many staff standing around talking to each other...)

Because we had a movie to rush to,
We didn't think we will have enough time to wait and eat this,
So we wanted to canceled the order,
The girl that I spoke to just replied to me 'cannot'
(????????)
The reason was simply 'cannot cancel'
And then I said no one informed us when we placed the order,
Then she said because we didn't ask
(??????????????????????)
Who was there for us to ask?
That was a computer for god's sake...
Maybe at least you guys can put something like

'This order take time, please be patient' or something like that to inform people?

I was there to eat, not to be told off by you SMART people...

幸好,我們還趕得切在電影開始前的一秒坐下,
一時之間很難適應那燈火通明的光與暗黑一片的電影院,
但又要趕快找位坐下來,
真的很怕會坐在別人的大脾上=.=

電影是超好看的說,
是有一些血腥場面
(最少是對我來說了)
嚇得我要把眼睛遮起來
(坐在我旁邊的老外也忍不住看了我一眼=.=)

然後,最好笑的卻是在電影後,
我們從滿院的電影院中走出來,
一邊說著電影有多好看,
一邊談論下一次看那一套好,
說著說著,到了扶手電梯,正要走下一層,
怎麼我說的話沒有人回應的呢?
回頭一看,怎麼身旁是剛剛坐在我旁邊的那個老外?
再看,怎麼身後都是一些我不認識的人?
難道我也變了有妄想症?

原來,有人去了看電影海報 (!)
那個人也在我回頭之時,
回頭看我...兩秒之後,兩個傻婆就站在原地喪笑,
其中一個更流出淚來(!!!!!!)

真的很痴線...

Luckily, we could still make it just right before the movie started,
It was really hard to adjust my eyes from the very bright outside world to the absolute dark cinema, but we had to quickly find our seat, otherwise we would be in people's way...

What would happen if one of us accidently sit on someone's lap? XD

The movie was really good,
Except for some violent part
(At least for me...)
I had to cover my eyes for a while
(The guy sitting next to me could not help but stare at us...)

Even though movie was good,
what happened after was even better
(for us anyway)

We came out from a very full cinema,
Talking while we were walking to the escalator,
As I was about to go down 1 level,
I realized no one was responding what I said,
So I looked next to me, it was the guy who was sitting next to me in the cinema (!)
And then I looked back, how come I didn't know any of them?
Where was Shell?

Is it possible that I got paranoia after the movie?

Turned out that someone was looking at the movie posters (!)
And coincidentally that someone also turned around as I turned my head...
2 seconds later, both us were laughing uncontrollably,
Someone was even literally crying (!!!!!!)

It was a really crazy moment!

由於時間尚早,
於是我們便走去吃甜品,
(其實旨在聊天...)

我真的很失憶,
很多時,都是在腦內想了一些說話,
然後便以為自己已經說了,
於是只說了,'對哦'(...發生甚麼事?)

有一次,更說到一半忘了自己想說甚麼
(!)
又是笑到流眼淚...

Because it was still so early after movie,
So we went to have dessert and chit chat for a bit more!

Really don't know what's wrong with me,
A lot of times, I would think of something to say,
And then I would thought that I had already said it,
Instead of saying what I wanted to,
I would just say, 'Yea' ,'Um humm' or something like that
(Who knows what I want to say? LOL)

One time I even forgot what I was going to say while I was half way through saying it
(What the...)
Another laugh till cry moment =.=

就在離開之時,
那雨下得就好像是一個流動花灑,
沒有誇張,真的把我從頭到腳都淋濕了,
幸好沒有去太遠...

連那馬騮頭也濕透了

As we were leaving, it started to rain so bad,
Bad enough to make me wet inside out,
Felt like having a shower while walking =.=

See my monkey watch?
Even it is wet(!)

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